Collage ka pahala din

12th ke baad mere mama ne Meri admisison BBA Mai karaa di Jo ki hamare Sahar see bahut dur tha… santh Mai mama ki ladki bhi thi.. dono ka admsiiam ek santh tha..

Mama hame hostal Mai chhod ke chale Gaye… agle din hum ready hoke hostal see collage Jane lage… to mujhe kuchh ajib laga..

Jab collage ke campus Mai gaee to Charo taraph bas ladke ladke… isase pahle girls collage Mai thi to Thora ajib laga..

Jab class room Mai Gaye to bas Mai.. aur mere mama ki beti aur ek aur ladki thi.. wo bhi Burke Mai baki sab… ladke the..

Pahle class Mai intro huaa uske baad mam ke jate Hin… kuchh ladke ake hame gher liye…

Ladka 1: Dekho aab hajri lag gae… ab intro ham lenge.. ok sab line Mai lago… pahle apna nasm aur location bolna hai..

Javed from kasmir, Sameer from kasmir, Junaid from up, Aslam from up, sunke hamraa chakar ane laga..

Achaaa ab ye batawo tum Mai see kawara kaun hai… to sabhi hasne lage..

Hame to saram ke mare kuchh samja naa ayee ki kyaaa karnee.. sabse pichee khare thee..

Ek ladka are boss yaha kuchh titliya bhi hai unse kuchh puchho..

Hann je ageawoo aur tum bhi hisa lo isme.. jano ek dusare ko 5 sal yahin rahna hai..

Chalo jeee ye batawo tumhair last mc kab ayee thi..

Mere muhhh see nikal Gaya.. Kaya tumharaa dimag kharaab hai…

Ek ladkaa.. are isme itana react karne ki kayaa baat nahi ati to wo bhi batado..

Phir sabhi hasne..

Burke wali ne bola.. jee 10 ko… Meri sis puja ne kahs.. abhi chal rahi hai…

Phir sabhi hasne lage… Koeee nahi age see hum Chala dengee..

Madam tum bhi batawo ki alag check karana parega.. bolo..

Mai darte huye… jee Meri Kal khatam ho gaee hai…

Are waha tu to ekdam sahi ready hoke aaeee hai first day par Hin phita katane ko itani betab..

Mujhe saram ane laga..

Achha chal apni size Bata..

Kaya..

Are size puchaa Bata apna size. jee jeee

Javed to Bata.. 8. 5 and 4 boss

Aslam tu Bata.. sir 7. 5 and 5. 5

Sameer tu.. je 8 and 3. 5

Boss ka 12. 5 and 5. 5 hai. kisi ladki see puchh lena. phir sabhi hasne lage

Tabhi kiss ne Meri gaand par thapar Mari Ayr bola..

Are boll na bhosadi ke ki Kaya size hai… Phir sabhi hasne lage..

Tabhi Javed ne achanak see Meri chuchi pakar li aur.. bola boss 32 b hai iska to.

Mai pichhe hati to achhanak see pichhe khare ladko ne pakar liya…

Suleman Jo unka boss tha ne kahaa..

Are Saleem dekh to kahi ladka to nahi.. phir sabhi hasne lage..

Aur achhanak see Saleem ne Meri jeans Mai haanth Dal di.

Saleem nahi boss age to saph hai.. par kuchh samjh nahi Aya..

Suleman : dekh kamini hum Jo payar see kah rahe Hain maan jaa warna bahut dikat hogu.

Mai principal mam see complain karungi..

Tabhi to tin ladko ne mujhee push kita.. salee agar principal ke pass gaee to phir collage ane layak nahi rahegee samjhi..

Suleman : are Jane do naa is.. par haaan ek aur baat.. har week sat ko check karana parega… hame hair bahi pasand to nichee ekdam chika a chahiye samjgi tum sab

Chal jaaa ab class Kar..

Mai rote huyee bahar niksl rahi thi to ek ne Kahan aur haannthoraaa sahi see awo warna sab choddengege tunhe

Mai wahan see sidhe bag ke apne hostal are aur room band karkee khubb roeee…

Kuchh samjh nahi araha tha ki Kaya karun.

Puja di ko koee pharak nahi wo roj collage jati.

Hamne 2 lac de rakhe the chhor bhi nahi sakti. thi… phir puja di ne samjhaya are kuchh nahi milke rahi warna paise Gaye. Aur ek sal bhi barbadhoga a…

Agle week jab collage gaee to sab normal raha… But roj puja di half time see gayab rahti ahr ret ko ati thi…

Tabhi ek ladka Aya.. dekho sat ko India Pakistan ka machh hai yahin collage chalegaa tum sab Ana..

Mujhe cricket bahut pasand hai. To Mai bhi achhe see ready hoke  collage gaee. Maine usdin suite Dali thi..

Match kuchh der chalaa to suleman Aya aur bola.. agar Pakistan match jita to biryani parti anhi  to tum sab ki gaand marungaa… samjhe jor see bolo..

Tabhi mere muhhh see nikala.. khate Hindustan ki gate Pakistan ki..

Sabhi gusee Mai khare hogayee.. aur mujhe gher liya..

Are bhosadi ke hum Tere baap ka nahi khate hum ajad hai.. samjhi

Mai.. bbap pe na jawo..

Salee apni maa se nahi puchhi ki baap kaun hai.. jayda bolegi to tera wo haal karebgee ki tu yaad rakge gee..

Randi kutiyaa tujhe uthaa ke lejayenge..

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